im making friends with the netflix customer service guy
how sweet of you
I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME
I’ve been following disorder's blog for years now but I still don't know what she looks like to be honest..
she’s so gorgeous!!!
her “feeling sad” tab saved my life, thank you jas
Me as a parent
"This is why dad left"
people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights
While you wait for the waiter,
in that moment
do you not become the waiter
this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash
your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude
Comic by ©The Oatmeal
I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true
if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
one time someone hacked into my netflix account and watched kronk’s new groove like 180 times and so it recommends this fucking movie every time i log on