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Swiggity swag u r a fag

I'm Jamie and I took over for Katie.

**Movie Master Post**

tvspecial:

*hits on you* *actually hits you*


nichvlas:

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh



wolfbuttz:

themarilives:

wolfbuttz:

My landlord rang as I was in the gym to say there was some minor renovation being done in my house so just to be careful

Minor

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renovation

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I had to climb through that to get to the kitchen. Cheers

omfg

you could bury bodies down there

I could bury my landlord down there


rebagled:

*aggressively doesn’t know*


fecloras:

I’ve been using it wrong this whole time


pastaronironironi:

I found my kindergarten notebook


celticlokean:

supershawarmalock:

mmeadowss:

parenting done right

Never not reblog Morticia Addams

I love the expression on her face in the last one. “Can you believe she was going to use such a small blade?”


consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12


kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end


lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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samcannon:

"You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock." 

samcannon:

"You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock." 


thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped


ediebrit:

why was a proper funeral never held for avril lavigne’s career