do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do
pubic hair lightener and dye exists
if you were wondering
I sure wasn’t.
So your pubes can be a main anime character too
now the carpet can match the drapes
Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes
Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him
It’s one thing for your little anorexia squat to get by in their looks; that’s all they’ve got. But for someone like you, it’s just… lazy.
there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die
that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood
WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME