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Swiggity swag u r a fag

I'm Jamie and I took over for Katie.

**Movie Master Post**

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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vvhoppers:

i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do


weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

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So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes



shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him



It’s one thing for your little anorexia squat to get by in their looks; that’s all they’ve got. But for someone like you, it’s just… lazy.


metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die


dw:

FUCK


zackisontumblr:

that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood




neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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